This Excuse submitted by Keith W. at 9:37 PM on 2/15/98.
Steel Point Darts (Thrown at a Bristle Dartboard)
L.I.T.O.D.A.
East Islip, Ny. Usa.
Usually used when going for that last cork and missing it. "you mean I needed three of those?" I find that playing dumd is the best defense against an angry partner.